- Accepts Etsy gift cards
CANDLE QUOTE: "Don't talk to me when I'm hangry, I will eat you!"
Snarky Lights candles are the perfect and unique gift to give that special someone. Not sure what to get that person who has everything? Make them laugh! Lighten up their day (in more ways than one) with these premium quality candles and snarky sayings. Heck, while you're at it, snag one for yourself too - makes a great conversation piece in the office or on your coffee table.
Our candles come in an 8 oz glass mason jar and will burn approximately 45-50 hours. All our candles are made with a proprietary tried and true blend of soy and creamy paraffin waxes. Snarky Lights candles contain no dyes and only use cotton core wicks (no zinc or lead). The glass jar is recyclable or may be repurposed for small storage and use around the house (non-food only). Dimensions: 3” wide x 3 5/8” tall.
Each candle will come wrapped in a black organza drawstring bag. For a small extra fee, we can gift wrap your candle in black crinkle paper and a brown kraft box with our logo on it and a notecard to be personalized by you or let us know what you want to say during the checkout process. One-stop shopping for your convenience!
We have several other snarky sayings to highlight any occasion, such as:
- Just Because
Check out some of our other listings – you are sure to find something to fit the occasion!
You are welcome to like our Facebook page too! We will list specials and promotions there as well as keep you updated on new sayings and fragrances.
SHIPPING: We try hard to keep shipping costs down. Any shipping charges in excess of $1 that Etsy calculates will be refunded to you at the time the shipping label is created. Because glass candles are heavy, having several candles shipped to one location via USPS Regional or Flat Rate is the most economical option.
APPLE CIDER || Spicy bouquet of apple, clove, orange, and cinnamon top notes with a sweet fruity background
BAMBOO HEMP || An well-balanced blend of bamboo stalks, vetiver, and patchouli, with undertones of hemp seed and oakmoss.
BASIL & CITRUS || A zesty and clean fragrance infused with cool lemon, tart lime, and fresh basil leaves
CEDARWOOD SPICE || Rich warm notes of spicy incense blend with rich cedarwood, oak, and spicy clove. Warm undertones of bergamot and black pepper
CUCUMBER MELON || Another classic blend of two summertime favorites. Cool, crisp, crunchy cucumbers, blended with freshly sliced cantaloupe and honeydew melon. So refreshing!
PEPPERMINT TWIST || Lovely blend of cool peppermint and a splash of sweet, creamy vanilla
ROCKY MOUNTAIN CHRISTMAS || This blend is packed with balsam, fir, evergreen, cedar, berries and a hint of the forest it came from. Perfect for the person who loves woodsy scents.
SEA SALT ORCHID || A smooth and elegant blend of soft orchid, enhanced with jasmine and lily of the valley. Ozonic notes of sea salt balance this blend nicely
SPEARMINT & EUCALYPTUS || Fresh, minty spearmint and relaxing eucalyptus
SWEET PEA VANILLA || Blend of floral sweet pea, red berries and sweet creamy coconut drizzled with vanilla
SWEET ORANGE || A combination of Valencia orange, bergamot, tangerine zest, and orange juice. Perfect for any citrus lover!
VANILLA BIRCH || A seductive base of sandalwood & birchwood, blended with creamy vanilla. Soft and inviting - this is a great background fragrance
VANILLA HAZELNUT LATTE || A smooth vanilla latte complemented with toasted hazelnuts
UNSCENTED || No fragrance oil, for those sensitive to smells
CANDLE CARE: For the first burn, it is very important to burn the candle for at least 3-4 hours to allow the melt pool to reach the glass. This will prevent tunneling and give your candle a longer, more efficient life. Also, please make sure the wicks are trimmed with each lighting or when the flame starts to flicker wildly or you see black soot coming from the end – that means your wick is too long!
Candles will be shipped USPS Priority Mail withing the USA (3-5 business days) and will include tracking and insurance (up to $50). Please verify the shipping address prior to placing the order. If an order is sent to an incorrect address, or returned due to insufficient address, buyer will be responsible for add'l postage to resend it.
If having several candles shipped to one location, we will do our best to ship via USPS Flat Rate. This will save a lot of money on shipping costs. Any excess shipping costs charged during checkout will be refunded if we are able to ship via USPS Flat Rate. Snarky Lights is not responsible for lost or stolen packages or mistakes made by the US Postal Service. But we will be happy to provide any information to help track down your package (USPS policy is a package has to be missing for 21 days before a claim can be made).
Just contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
We make an effort to package the candles very well to prevent shipping damage. Unfortunately, it is still a possibility. If your order arrives broken, please send us a picture of the damage and it will be replaced.
If you are unhappy with your order, please contact us first to see if we can arrive at a solution together. If we sent the incorrect item, we will get the correct item sent out as soon as possible and at no extra cost to the buyer.
If unhappy with what you received, please contact us. Each case will be determined on an individual basis.
SAFETY: We cannot stress enough how important it is to keep the wicks trimmed on our candles (as well as any others you buy). This reduces soot and doesn't cause the flame to flicker wildly, and extends the life of the candle.
Do not burn candles unattended.
Burn on a flat, heat resistant surface, away from flammable items.
Keep children and pets away from burning candle.
Do not touch hot, liquid wax.
Keep wax pool free of wick trimmings, matches or other debris
Limit the burn time of your candle to 4-6 hrs maximum to prevent the glass from overheating.
Do not light the candle when less than 1/4" of wax remains
CANDLE CARE: We use a candle wax specifically made for containers. It is designed to completely liquify. It is best to burn the candle 1-1.5 hrs for every inch in diameter.
It make take several hours for the liquid melt pool to reach the edge of the container.
It is suggested to allow the melt pool to reach the edge every time you light it. This will prevent tunneling and allow you to get more burn time out of your candle.
There should be NO flickering or wisps of smoke from the wick. This means the wick is too long or the candle is in a draft. These flickers allow small amounts of unburned carbon particles (soot) to escape (regardless if the wax is soy or paraffin)
The flame should be calm & steady - this means the burning process is in balance and the wick is burning efficiently and providing the longest life to your candle.
If too much or too little air reaches the candle flame, it will also cause sooting
Wicks that are too long can cause a flame to grow too long and flare. It is EXTREMELY important to trim your wicks to 1/4" before every use.
If you like to burn your candles for a long period of time, you may need to extinguish the flame, trim the wick, and relight it to keep the proper burning length.
OTHER CANDLE INFO: Our candles are designed to scent an average sized room. If the area where it is at is very large and open the fragrance may not be very strong.
We fragrance our candles with the maximum recommended amount of fragrance oils suggested by the manufacturer. Some fragrances are simply stronger than others. If you feel the scent is too light, the room might be too large for our size candle. Try putting it in a smaller room or by add'l candles.
Sometimes you get used to the scent and can no longer smell it as strongly. Just step outside for a bit, take a few deep breaths of fresh air and go back into the room where the candle is - chances are you will be able to smell it again.
They all come in an 8 oz glass mason jar which can easily be cleaned and repurposed for storage (non-food) uses. We encourage you to find creative and useful ways to upcycle your empty candle container!